IF I WERE.

If I was a profession I'd be: designer, clerical worker

If I was a country I'd be: Germany♥

If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Black Sea♥

If I was a piece of candy I'd be: a skittle !

If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The Louvre♥

If I was a store I'd be: a dress store, filled with bows and frills.

If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: mary janes

If I was a bad habit I'd be: fidgeting, picking, etc

If I was a swear word I'd be: frignugget.

If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: phish food

If I was a disease I'd be: bipolar

I was a board game I'd be: Candyland

If I was a feeling I'd be: cold

If I was a president I'd be: the new one. :D

If I was a war I'd be: WW2

If I was a city I'd be: St Paul♥

If I was a celebrity I'd be: Id be me because Id be famous for being the president. :D

If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: sensodine

If I was a business I'd be: the richest one

If I was a currency I'd be: euro

If I were a month, I'd be: August

If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2pm

If I were a planet, I'd be: pluto, the outcast planet.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be: SEA COW !

If I were a direction, I'd be: North

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: antique chair, dont break me please D:

If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust

If I were a liquid, I'd be: J.. JUICE. JUICE.

If I were a tree, I'd be: willow

If I were a bird, I'd be: finch

If I were a tool, I'd be: ..duct tape.. ?

If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: orchid

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: cloudy

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: piano

If I were an animal, I'd be: a fox

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: celery

If I were a sound, I'd be: a piano

If I were an element, I'd be: fire

If I were a car, I'd be: a scion

If I were a song, I'd be: Peacock (HAHAHA) or Sing for the Moment

If I were a book, I'd be: out

If I were a food, I'd be: a cake

If I were a material, I'd be: cotton

If I were a taste, I'd be: peaches and..fudge.. ?

If I were a word, I'd be: serendipity♥

If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes

If I were a facial expression, I'd be: staring

If I were a shape, I'd be a: heart and a bow

If I were a number, I'd be: 21

If I were a band, I'd be: totally awesome?

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a double rainbow unicorn.